How to Break Up

•June 8, 2008 • Leave a Comment

This is from Loonsounds .. how to break up with …

Aries Be a mouse grabber. Never follow their lead. Keep a steady dialogue with all of your exes. Fool with their hair after they just fixed it. Forget their birthday. Try to order them around.

Taurus Acquire some credit cards by placing their name first on the application. Don’t tell. Sit in their chair. Hide/eat all the sweets in the house. Insist on joint accounts. Refuse to sign a prenup.

Gemini Don’t let them get a word in edgewise. Regarding gossip, make it clear that you are “above it all.” Be Possessive. Get call waiting and put them on hold. Avoid sexual experimenting.

Cancer Be rude to their mother’s face. Never laugh. Insist on having it done your way in the kitchen. Be moodier than they are. Sabotage their family reunion. Chip away at their nest egg.

Leo Laugh at them instead of with them. Yawn when they are talking (don’t cover your mouth.) Criticize their hair, then say you are only kidding. Remove all the mirrors. Majorly outshine them.

Virgo Criticize them. Be extremely vague. Continue to have sex, but don’t let them satisfy you. Blow your nose often, scattering used tissues all around the house. Call them at their job to chat.

Libra On your paired outings, gawk at other babes/dudes. Rant when they talk about their exes. Women: fart and belch a lot. Men: Scatter your soiled tighty whitys (inside out) & miss the toilet.

Scorpio Stop hiding things. Tell them you are renouncing sex for Lent or call them by the wrong name during sex. Make unilateral decisions on everything. Always be late. And you drive. Period.

Sagittarius Cry whenever they are painfully honest. Threaten suicide on their cell while they are overseas. Take the only vehicle, then stay out all night. Hide their keys. Make them to-do lists.

Aquarius Loudly oppose their latest cause. Initiate daily heart to heart chats about your personal feelings and moods. Tell them what to wear. Reiterate: “Baby, it’s me and you against the world.”

Capricorn Do everything to excess. Hang all over them in public. Get drunk at their office party, and make out with their colleague’s spouse. Stop strangers with strollers to drool over the babies.

Pisces Quit drinking (or at least, quit drinking with them). Overuse the word budget. Make them give you every detail of their day. Share athletes foot. Go #2 while they are trapped in the bathtub.

Reprint – Quantum Thinking by Dave Carpenter

•June 8, 2008 • Leave a Comment

** Article: Quantum Leap Thinking – By Dave Carpenter **

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Since biblical times, the power of possibility thinking has been documented by innumerable authors. And, over the last century, authors and motivational speakers such as Napoleon Hill, Earl Nightingale, Zig Ziglar, Dr. Robert Schuller, Brian Tracy, Anthony Robbins, Dr. Wayne Dyer, and many more have extolled the virtues of believing that we, each and every one of us, are capable of achieving things far beyond the ordinary.

More recently, a smaller group of authors have taken to documenting the power of an even more potent way of thinking — quantum leap thinking. Back in 1981, Fred Alan Wolf wrote a thought-provoking book, “Taking the Quantum Leap.” In his book, Wolf suggested that the same force that had revolutionized physics in the early 1900’s, the notion of quantum mechanics, could be applied to human behavior. Other authors, such as Dr. Price Pritchett (“The Quantum Leap Strategy”) and James Mapes (“Quantum Leap Thinking”), subsequently moved Wolf’s work forward with their writings on how quantum leap thinking could be a force more powerful than possibility thinking.

Quantum leap thinking is possibility thinking freed up (1) from the limitations of our assumption that things progress sequentially, and (2) from our fear of significant change.

The essence of quantum physics is that all things do not happen in a sequential or connected way. Those of us who are not scientists frequently view the world — and therefore that which is possible — as being very sequential. Most people believe there are limits to how much their income can grow in the next year, or how much revenues in their company could grow in the next year, or how much their golf game could improve, or how much their health could improve, or even how much a relationship with another person could improve.

The fact is that we can have a quantum leap in the results we achieve if we see such as possible and overcome our fears of making such a leap and take action by making the leap.

There are six steps to becoming one who consistently achieves the Quantum Leap:

1. Apply Quantum Leap Thinking Continually – Train your mind to see beyond the immediate and the obvious. Think big and avoid the natural tendency to prematurely conjure up barriers to attaining that which you imagine as possible. As Dr. Price Pritchett says, “Think beyond what common sense would allow.”

2. Avoid Succumbing to the Attitude of Instant Gratification – One of the most formidable barriers to consistent achievement of quantum leaps is the desire for instant gratification. Many of the best things in life are not instant, quick “fixes.” Attainment of the best things often requires consistent application of effort for which results are delayed — albeit spectacular when finally achieved. Learn how to avoid developing the Attitude of Instant Gratification — an attitude that frequently stops the quantum leap before it can even begin.

3. Reign in your F.E.A.R. – As much as we may want the results accompanying a quantum leap, we often fear the actions needed. And super results often create super fears. But risk is not always proportionate to return, for many risks can be covered or hedged. To be a quantum leap thinker, you must come to understand your fear mechanisms. You must be able to differentiate fear of real risks from False Evidence Appearing Real.

4. Take Action; Make the Leap – The world is full of dreamers… the “would haves” and “could haves” who are full of excuses why they did not accomplish that of which they dreamed. Quantum leap embodies action right in the words. Leap… take action! Not reckless action, but action that is planned with diligent attention to dealing with all real risks. Come to appreciate the power of failure when it does occur.

5. See Every Event that Appears as a Setback as an Opportunity – Learn to accept the bumpiness along the road of life. No mortal has a forever smooth road. No one! Because we cannot walk in the shoes of others, it may seem that others have it smooth. But in reality, no one has it smooth. Now, some do manage to make life smoother by learning to deal more effectively with the bumps. And the truly gifted develop the capability to take adversity and to channel adversity into positive experiences.

6. Surround Yourself with other Quantum Leapers – The people with whom you associate have an enormous impact on your life. Make the choice to surround yourself with people who are, at minimum, possibility thinkers. And seek out relationships with those relatively rare individuals who are quantum leap thinkers. How does one find quantum leap thinkers? Look to those achieving extraordinary success in any field.

Quantum leap thinking really can produce extraordinary results for you. And when transformed into Quantum Leverage, your strengths can be magnified many times over.

Open your mind to the awesome potential of quantum leap thinking!

About the Author:

Dave Carpenter’s name is synonymous with corporate and personal peak performance. Over a 25-year career in corporate restructuring, Dave became widely recognized as one of the leaders in this field. As a result, he has long been annually recognized as an honoree in Who’s Who in Law, and Who’s Who in Finance. http://quantum-leap-strategies.com/

Unbearable Visiting!

•June 7, 2008 • Leave a Comment

http://dadtalk.typepad.com/book_buds_kidlit_reviews/2008/05/un-bearably-per.html

A grrreat new kids’ book about the issuesof being an introvert.

O’Reilly

•May 30, 2008 • Leave a Comment

http://www.friction.tv/ftv_debate.php?debate_id=2947&gclid=CPa1z5qYzZMCFRUasgodlVouiw

 Nice Guy to work for.

Ritzy

•May 30, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Family Home

•May 29, 2008 • Leave a Comment

The house I grew up in.

•May 28, 2008 • Leave a Comment

From ‘ILY’ to ‘starter marriage,’ we give you a fun guide to the latest phrases about love.
WebMD Feature

Stumped by all the relationship slang and instant and text messaging shorthand flying around these days? Confused by terms such as BF, GF, ILY, man crushes, and starter marriages?

Don’t be. Here’s a quick guide to give you the 411:

All about, into, all over: Very interested in (I’m all about him, he’s all over her, she’s into him, etc).

BF or GF: Boyfriend or girlfriend.

Cougar: An older woman looking for love with a younger man (aka Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher).

DH: Dear husband.

Domestic partnership: Gay or straight couples that live together but are not married. The partnerships may or may not be legal.

Double exposure: An Internet dating term to describe meeting someone for the first time and discovering that they’re wearing the same outfit pictured on their dating profile.

Fembot: A female robot; unemotional woman.

Friendship divorce: A breakup between platonic friends, akin to a divorce or separation. Sometimes, friends just drift apart and lead separate lives, leading to the friendship divorce. While partings can be permanent, some friends reunite and return to a ‘pre-divorce’ state.

ILY: “I love you”

LMIRL: “Let’s meet in real life”

LTR: Long-term relationship.

Man crush: One dude’s nonsexual admiration of another dude’s personal awesomeness, as in, “My BF has a Man Crush on Eli Manning.”

Missed connection: A popular section on Craigslist where people try to connect with people they’ve seen somewhere but don’t know.

Sext messaging: Sending a naughty message via text messaging.

Shoulder surfing: Chatting it up with someone, but always glancing over his or her shoulder for a more attractive prospect.

SO: Significant other. A way of identifying your relationship without getting mired in the sticky discussion of whether someone you’re dating really qualifies as a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Starter marriage: A first marriage that lasts less than five years and produces no children. A play on the phrase “starter home.”

Ubersexual: A metrosexual who also has manly qualities.

Memorial Day

•May 26, 2008 • Leave a Comment

‘You could have heard a pin drop’
                                    
        
         When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.
        He answered by saying, ‘Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.’
        
 You could have heard a pin drop.   
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        There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of theFrench engineers came back into the room saying ‘Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done?  He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?’
         A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: ‘Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in
transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?’
        
    You could have heard a pin drop.
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        A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
          Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.’ He then asked, ‘Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?’
         Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied ‘Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn’t have to speak German.’
        
         You could have heard a pin drop.
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            AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE…
        
          Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.  At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. ‘You have been to France before, monsieur?’ the customs officer asked sarcastically.  Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. ‘Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.’
         The American said,  “‘The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.

“Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!’ stated the customs officer.
         The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, “‘Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.’
 You could have heard a pin drop.

•May 25, 2008 • Leave a Comment

The One The Only Cesaria Evora

•May 24, 2008 • Leave a Comment